Leaf Hat Blocks CIA Mind Control, Says Squirrel

Leaf Hat Blocks CIA Mind Control, Says Squirrel

The CIA has a mind control program that uses high powered microwaves to peer into your brain and steal your thoughts. At least, that’s what one local squirrel believes. According to a series of posts the squirrel made on Reddit, the CIA has been running this program since the mid-seventies, and in addition to mind reading, the government is also using it to control people’s thoughts. The squirrel claims that the CIA’s microwave antennas can be used to inject ideas directly into anyone’s head, causing them to believe things they wouldn’t normally believe.…continue reading →
Dog Remains Unconvinced Mystery Noise Is “House Settling”

Dog Remains Unconvinced Mystery Noise Is “House Settling”

Dog Remains Unconvinced Mystery Noise Is “House Settling” It happened late on Friday evening. Ned the dog was minding his own business, chewing on some Dentastix, when he heard a sudden, loud creaking noise coming from upstairs. Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that Ned immediately jumped up and began barking hysterically.  “He was going for near on 30 minutes,” said neighbor Connor Pilcher. “I didn’t hear what set him off, on account of I live next door, but boy did I hear him bark. Just barked bloody murder for a…continue reading →
Area Cat Has Serious Case of the Mondays

Area Cat Has Serious Case of the Mondays

There’s only one thing Millie the cat hates more than the vacuum, and that’s Monday morning.  After a long weekend spent sleeping, napping, grooming, preening, sleeping, and napping, the last thing Millie wants to do is drag herself out of bed. “I mean, I get it, none of us like getting out of a warm bed and trudging off to work,” said roommate Carly Hutchison. “But that’s the thing: Mille is a cat. She doesn’t go to work.” Hutchison said an average Monday for the kitty is a lot like any other day: lots…continue reading →
Guillermo del Toro’s Next Movie, “The Shape of Cats,” Is a Go

Guillermo del Toro’s Next Movie, “The Shape of Cats,” Is a Go

Guillermo del Toro’s Next Movie, “The Shape of Cats,” Is a Go Fresh off his Oscar win for “The Shape of Water,” writer/director Guillermo del Toro has reportedly secured funding for a sequel called, “The Shape of Cats.” According to Deadline.com, del Toro has began writing the movie while making “Pacific Rim,” but decided to hold off until he felt special effects technology was up to the task of matching his vision. “The Shape of Cats” will begin shooting this summer in Georgia and distributors are already lining up to bid for it. “Once you have an…continue reading →
Cat is Fourth Pet to Resign from White House in a Year

Cat is Fourth Pet to Resign from White House in a Year

Cat is Fourth Pet to Resign from White House in a Year Waffles the cat, who joined the White House as senior national security kitten in October, has resigned. Maggie Haberman of the New York Times broke the story overnight.This is the fourth major pet departure from the White House in just over a year. A few months ago, Waffles replaced Whiskers, who left abruptly after reports surfaced that she had spent $24,000 on a new litter box for her office. “Waffles was supposed to be a steadying force in the White House,” said Alan…continue reading →
Puppy Seeks Zoning Variance for Oddly Sited Box Fort

Puppy Seeks Zoning Variance for Oddly Sited Box Fort

Puppy Seeks Zoning Variance for Oddly Sited Box Fort Caroline the dog finds herself in the midst of a heated zoning dispute with roommates who argue the pup’s new box fort violates several city ordinances. According to representatives for the dog, Caroline will seek a variance from schedule of intensity requirements that mandate a two foot buffer for all units built near a stove. Roommates argue that’s not the only issue facing the dog’s oddly sited construction. “I mean, leaving aside the fact that she doesn’t actually own the property in the kitchen…continue reading →
Kitten Regrets Ignoring Order Not to Climb on Couch

Kitten Regrets Ignoring Order Not to Climb on Couch

Kitten Regrets Ignoring Order Not to Climb on Couch A case of instant regret has hit Otto, a kitten from Grand Forks, ND, who defied his mom’s order not to climb on the couch. Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that Otto was repeatedly told not to climb on the furniture, including the couch. “He’s been in this sort of situation before, though not so dire,” said neighbor Tobias Thrush. “One time he got stuck in a fruit bowl on the dining room table, and another time he climbed up to the…continue reading →
Day 17: Mittens Finally Makes It to Basecamp

Day 17: Mittens Finally Makes It to Basecamp

According to a post to her Instagram page, intrepid explorer cat Mittens has apparently made it to basecamp alpha at the foot of the couch. She embarked on the climb from the kitchen a couple of weeks ago and has been documenting the journey on social media.  Her post read: “Finally made it. The view is incredible. Air is thin. #basecamp #climbing #adventure #catlife #aventurecat #kittyklimb #explore #neverstopexploring #lifeisgood #views #goals #elevation #exploreclub #catswhoclimb #goforit #keepclimbing #tentlife #lovelife #inspiration #intothinair #meow #catsofinstagram #climbersofinstagram #adventuresociety #hiking #hike #getout #getlost #goexploring #amazing #keepgoing #sportoflife #tabbytime…continue reading →
Move Over, GPS: This Sheep Is a Professional Backseat Driver

Move Over, GPS: This Sheep Is a Professional Backseat Driver

Move Over, GPS: This Sheep Is a Professional Backseat Driver In the gig economy, Uber, Lyft and TaskRabbit are ubiquitous brands. But Flock is trotting up on their heels. And a few enterprising sheep have been able to make a living as freelance backseat drivers. “Let’s say you forgot your car GPS,” says Henry Erstwhile, a spokesperson for the up-and-coming app. “Just open Flock and find a sheep near you who can hop into the back seat. Tell her where you’re headed and she’ll bleat the way.” One “baa” for a right turn, two “baas” for…continue reading →
Patrick Stewart Goes Full Method for Latest Role as Puppy

Patrick Stewart Goes Full Method for Latest Role as Puppy

Patrick Stewart Goes Full Method for Latest Role as Puppy Sir Patrick Stewart, one of the greatest actors of his (or any) generation, has done it again. The beloved actor’s latest film, Bark, which premieres at SXSW in Austin, TX next week, might be he toughest role yet. And it also may be his greatest performance. Stewart stars as Rex, a down-on-his-luck puppy from the rough London neighborhood of Brixton who develops super powers. The film is already generating a lot of industry buzz. “The man is a chameleon,” said producer Alison Jordan…continue reading →
Wikileaks Document Dump Reveals Secret CIA Raccoon Spy Program

Wikileaks Document Dump Reveals Secret CIA Raccoon Spy Program

Wikileaks Document Dump Reveals Secret CIA Raccoon Spy Program Wikileaks has released a trove of documents containing details of CIA hacking tools and surveillance initiatives, among them, a top secret domestic spy program code named RocketEars, that enlists raccoons as listeners. Security experts and journalists have been poring over the cache of leaked documents, collectively known as “Vault 7,” since Tuesday. Many explain security exploits used in consumer electronics like iPhones and Samsung TVs, which can be used to spy on targets. But the raccoon program is particularly strange. “No one would ever…continue reading →
PHOTO OP: Nap Time

PHOTO OP: Nap Time

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CEO Caught Tweeting, Napping During Earnings Call

CEO Caught Tweeting, Napping During Earnings Call

During the company’s earnings call on Thursday, WoofCo, Inc. CEO Rocky was observed paying little attention to the public conglomerate’s financials, and instead laughing at videos in his Twitter feed. Two WoofCo interns, who declined to be identified for fear of retribution, photographed Rocky browsing Twitter and snoozing while shareholders and media listened eagerly to the Q4 report, led by the company’s CFO, Paddington. “These photographs have no bearing on Rocky’s unwavering commitment to WoofCo, its financial health, and corporate transparency,” said Randall Cogsworth, a PR representative for WoofCo, in a statement. “Everyone gets…continue reading →
PHOTO OP: Hangin’ In There

PHOTO OP: Hangin’ In There

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New HGTV Home Makeover Show Out-Foxes the Competition

New HGTV Home Makeover Show Out-Foxes the Competition

New HGTV Home Makeover Show Out-Foxes the Competition HGTV debuted its new lineup of home renovation shows this week, and one offering is already standing out from the pack. “Out-Foxed is where two couples switch apartments for three days and remodel one room to surprise the other,” John Arrman, an executive producer at the lifestyle network tells The Fluffington Post. “Oh, and it’s hosted by a crafty fox.” That host is Juniper, a long-time veteran of the reality TV space, who was snatched up by HGTV when her contract at The Food Network was…continue reading →
PHOTO OP: All the Smiles

PHOTO OP: All the Smiles

PHOTO OP: All the Smiles Via sunbolts. cutepuppiesdogsrefluffsanimals 1859Like 1 year ago | Permalink | Comments More news from The FluffPo: drosenkatzen liked this gymwinerepeat liked this holyhookersonfirebatman reblogged this from goodstuffhappenedtoday twerim liked this pcruz718 liked this mywethotpants liked this dragonflygrl74 liked this bitten-cookie liked this xenon-xi liked this yulliek63 liked this mxrinji liked this punkrockernerdgirl reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost arduldarling liked this cleopatrayum reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost cleopatrayum liked this justanotherravenclaw451 liked this bobv48-blog reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost bobv48-blog liked this poppybug reblogged this from thefluffingtonpost and added: Adorable 🙃😗 mildmirth…continue reading →
PHOTO OP: Meowy Christmas

PHOTO OP: Meowy Christmas

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Cat Therapy Session Ends in Fisticuffs

Cat Therapy Session Ends in Fisticuffs

After months of arguments, Oscar the cat agreed to go to family therapy. He thought he’d finally be able to work through his differences with his brother and roommate, Terrence. The pair’s first session reportedly didn’t end well. “I guess things just got too real,” said close friend Myles Tanzi.  The two cats have been living together since July and the fighting began almost immediately. “As soon as Terrence moved into Oscar’s pad they were at each other’s throats,” said Tanzi. “Fighting over the best sun spots, over the water dish, over crumpled wads…continue reading →
PHOTO OP: Bath Nite

PHOTO OP: Bath Nite

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CIA Identifies Suspect In Russian Hack of U.S. Election

CIA Identifies Suspect In Russian Hack of U.S. Election

CIA Identifies Suspect In Russian Hack of U.S. Election The alleged Russian hacker behind the leak of thousands of Democratic National Committee documents in July has been exposed, thanks to some crafty counter-espionage by the Central Intelligence Agency.“Our cyber warfare specialists have reverse-engineered a data cache and recovered an image from the hacker’s webcam moments before the attack,” said CIA director John Brennan in a statement on Tuesday. “The suspect appears to be a Doge.” But the identity of the Shiba Inu is being hotly debated in the intelligence community. “Facial recognition scans are…continue reading →
PHOTO OP: Saucer Eyes

PHOTO OP: Saucer Eyes

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Confirmed: Rainbow Does NOT Lead to Pot of Gold

Confirmed: Rainbow Does NOT Lead to Pot of Gold

A group of researchers in California have confirmed that rainbows do not lead to pots of gold as previously suspected. The UCLA-based team followed 15 rainbows over a seven week period in Yosemite National Park. The ends of six rainbows led to dog butts, four ended in old tree stumps, and the ends of the remaining rainbows could not be found. “We were very surprised by our findings,” said lead researcher Nora Whitehall-Jones. “We’d heard plenty of lore about tree stumps, and we expected to lose the trail of a bunch of rainbows, but…continue reading →
PHOTO OP: Foxy

PHOTO OP: Foxy

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